Elevator Pitch with Zach Beverage #7

So what happens in the Lone Wolf Building when a superstar gets in the elevator for the ride to the top floor? 

The world's shortest interview is what happens courtesy of resident elevator attendant and social media aficionado Zach Beverage.  

Today's surprise interview: Honey Broadway 

ZB:  Oh my goodness, it's Honey Broadway.  And he's all my himself.  Time for an Elevator Pitch.  And time for confusion.  Where's your partner, Mercury.  You guys always travel together don't you? 

HB:  Mercury and I do travel a lot together when we go from town to town performing in front of the LWL fans. However I am here by myself today because I need to sign some papers making my transfer from the Light Heavyweight division to the Heavyweight division complete.

ZB:  Heavyweight division?  No offense but you're like 170lbs.  

HB:  So what?  Oro Archuleta is a smaller guy too and he is a star there.  Why can't I be?  Do you think that I am somehow incapable?  Are you just like all those other people who did not want me to succeed?

Beverage, shaken by the harsh exchange, glances at the numbers on the elevator; they are moving slower than he normally experiences. 

ZB:  Uh no.  I'm just saying that you're a smaller-sized guy.  I mean, how does a 6'1" 170lb flamboyant person decide to wrestler?  

HB:  Since I was a little boy I've always loved watching professional wrestling. When I was old enough I joined the wrestling team at my school. Pitting my body and my skill against my opponent hooked me from there and I knew that I wanted to wrestle for a living. When I graduated I found a wrestling school that trains people like me who wanted to be wrestlers. I joined and took to it really quickly. Eventually that gave rise to the person you see standing before you.

ZB:  Well if you weren't doing this what would it be? 

HB:   I would be a massage therapist. I would love helping people to rub out their aches and pains and make them feel a lot better after they left than before they came in.

  

ZB:  So one way or another you would be oiled-up with half naked people?  When you know your calling right? 

HB:  Very funny, Zach.  But yes.  And I would be excellent at it just like wrestling.  

Zach glances at the numbers on the wall; he has time for only two more questions.  Maybe. 

ZB:  What is your goal in the business?   

HB:  Obviously since I'm in the Heavyweight division now the one thing I want to accomplish is to win the Heavyweight title. Since the corporate sponsors and their suits didn't want to see an openly gay man win the Light Heavyweight title I can only imagine the tantrums they'll throw when I win the main title in the Lone Wolf?  

ZB: OK.  The elevator doors are about to open.  I only have time for one more question.  What is something that would surprise people to know about you.
  

HB:  Something that will surprise people, huh? Well many people do not know this I have been physically intimate with a female before. All I'm going to say is that a lot of alcohol was involved.