Elevator Pitch with Zach Beverage #2

So what happens in the Lone Wolf Building when a superstar gets in the elevator for the ride to the top floor? 
 
The world's shortest interview is what happens courtesy of resident elevator attendant and social media aficionado Zach Beverage.

  



Photo courtesy of MML

 Today's surprise interview:  The Alberta Kid

ZB:  Oh wow.  You even wear the mask to the office, Mr. Wrestling #2.  I gotcha for 1-minute champ.  And the fans always wanna know.  So here we go:  Question 1) You demonstrate Japanese wrestling style, Mexican Luchador appearance and declare your heritage as Canadian.  Why wrestle in the USA and specificially for Lone Wolf?

AK: I have a very diverse background in professional wrestling. many influences have gone into my chemistry and I try to represent my extensive knowledge of the sport of kings, I am the consummate chess master of professional wrestling. Lone Wolf offers a cascade of opportunities where as other promotions do not have the same work ethic. Sure I could be the top of any other promotion in the business, after all I am the face here. Why would i want to wrestle any place else? You have lions like Starkiller, Mercury.  You have old school grapplers like Konik and Voss. You have an international base with Frito Armas and Tengu.  This is the hub of professional wrestling at this time.

ZB: So what's with the mask?  I mean you are Canadian and seemingly not a troll. 

AK: I grew up watching masked wrestlers like the great Armas Archuleta, Jushin Liger, Wrestling Gold and the list goes on. I decided to follow in their footsteps. Also it also affords me to be in the public eye without my mask and keep the shutter hounds and mobs of fans from coming up to me on a dinner date with a lovely miss asking for an autograph. It's rude and unsightly. I would be hounded for photographs and autographs if they knew who I was under the mask. Plus I am paid handsomely by some big names to keep my idenity secret. They do not want to be overshadowed by awesomeness, and rightly so, I am a rather ahndsome looking devil.

ZB: Riiiiiiiiight.  I hear ya.  I always say that I am in the elevator because anywhere else would steal from the hotness factor everywhere else in the company.  We could be brothers (you and me).  Just like those guys on that Property Bros show.  Next query: You are a member of a highly-regarded tag team with Johnny Canuck - The Maple Leaf Mafia.  But you seem focused on the Light Heavyweight Championship.  Do you worry that your singles-focused mind will harm your team or your partner?

AK: As you can see its not harmed anything. All you are trying to do is drive a wedge between the MLM. We have been racking up wins in singles and tag and that burns the competition and the authority's backside. They want to seperate us in hopes of keeping the Canadians from taking control of the company. The thing is we already have! There is nothing that can stop an avalanche and there is nothing that's going to stop the MLM...got it buster?

ZB: OK.  Almost to the top.  One last question for The Kid - McDonalds or Burger King? 

AK:  I do not partake of fast food.  It's garbage.  But if you want to discuss sushi....